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  • Control:

    Muse can control other people's actions without them knowing for 3 days, but don't know that when the M!A is over the controlled people will find out what Muse made them do. Then the Muse have to do anything they say for 3 days.

  • Temptation:

    For the next 3 days, the Muse will be haunted by a hooded figure tempting them with everything they ever wanted if the Muse just signs a contract. If the Muse give in, they will be a dark/evil version of themselves for a week. (If the Muse is already evil, they will just go insane)

  • Beautiful:

    Muse will be so incredibly beautiful, charming and sexy that no-one can refuse them anything for 2 days. But if they use this to take advantage of someone, these people will find the Muse hideous and repellant for a week after the M!A is over.

  • Starving:

    Muse is starving and is sorrounded by their favourite foods at all times for 24 hours. But actually, these foods are innocent people...

  • Tired:

    For 24 hours, the Muse will feel exhausted. But the Muse knows that if they go to sleep, the people the Muse cares about will feel excruciating pain.

  • Book:

    The Muse is the main character of a book of anon's choice for 5 days and have to go trough the same things the character in the book did.

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  • Sick as a Dog:

    Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).

  • Can’t Sleep:

    Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.

  • Help:

    Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.

  • Baby Bump:

    Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).

  • Baby Boom:

    Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).

  • Flaming Youth:

    Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.

  • Opposites:

    Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.

  • Darkness:

    Muse is blind for 24 hours.

  • Silence:

    Muse is deaf for 24 hours.

  • 17 Again:

    Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.

  • Shaking Hands:

    Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).

  • Spirit Animal:

    Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.

  • Hungry like the Wolf:

    Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.

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  • Sexual M!A’s:

  • Flesh:

    Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)

  • Drunk:

    Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.

  • Truth potion:

    Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.

  • Tell Me What To Do:

    Muse is a slave to Anon’s choice

  • Flustered:

    When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.

  • S&M:

    Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)

  • Whipped Cream:

    Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours

  • Heat:

    Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anon’s choice)

  • Take It Off:

    Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)

  • Wish We Were Older:

    Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours

  • Vulnerable:

    Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)

  • Kitten/Pup Affection:

    Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours

  • Name:

    Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.

  • Muse can receive as many M!A’s as the Anon’s want to give.

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  • Cute M!A’S:

  • Lean On Me:

    With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.

  • Here’s To Never Growing Up:

    Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anon’s choice) for 2 days.

  • Thunder:

    It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.

  • Sweet Nothings:

    Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.

  • Ariel:

    Oh no, your muse has lost it’s voice! But they have to tell ___ (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well you’ve seen the movie.

  • Pure:

    Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.

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  • Dramatic M!A’S:

  • Fear:

    Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if it’s something ridiculous.

  • Blue Birds of Horror:

    Animals, particularly birds, hate you for the next two days. They bomb dive and attack you with relentless force until you are safely inside.

  • Heathers:

    Your muse becomes a sociopath for 12 hours. If your muse is already a sociopath, he/she becomes empathetic to everyone.

  • Burn:

    Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)

  • Cough Syrup:

    (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)

  • Memories:

    Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)

  • Stay:

    Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)

  • Jealousy:

    Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.

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  • Baby:

    Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

  • Sight:

    Muse is blind for ___

  • Hearing:

    Muse is deaf for ___

  • Ariel:

    Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

  • Memory:

    Muse cannot remember anything for ___

  • Injury:

    Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

  • Fear:

    Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

  • Gemini:

    Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

  • Basket:

    Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

  • Love:

    Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

  • Cloak:

    Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

  • Cough:

    Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

  • Remember:

    Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

  • Gas:

    Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

  • Beer:

    Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

  • Host:

    Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

  • Age:

    Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

  • Feels:

    Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

  • Phobia:

    Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

  • Lurk:

    Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

  • Answer:

    Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

  • Noise:

    Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

  • Sick:

    Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

  • Command:

    Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

  • Obsession:

    Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

  • Reverse:

    Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

  • Extremist:

    Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

  • Class:

    Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

  • Switch:

    Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

  • Power:

    Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

  • Confess:

    Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

  • Enemy:

    Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

  • Slave:

    Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

  • Dream:

    Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

  • Impression:

    Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

  • Gone:

    Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

  • Kiss:

    Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

  • Stalk:

    Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

  • Nightmare:

    Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

  • Paranoia:

    Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

  • Infatuation:

    Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

  • Hallucination:

    Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

  • Alarm:

    Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

  • AU:

    Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

  • Craving:

    Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

  • Mother:

    Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

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  • Gender Bender:

    Muse is the opposite gender for ___.

  • Baby:

    Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

  • Sight:

    Muse is blind for ___

  • Hearing:

    Muse is deaf for ___

  • Ariel:

    Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

  • Memory:

    Muse cannot remember anything for ___

  • Injury:

    Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

  • Fear:

    Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

  • Gemini:

    Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

  • Basket:

    Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

  • Compulsion:

    Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])

  • Love:

    Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

  • Cloak:

    Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

  • Cough:

    Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

  • Remember:

    Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

  • Gas:

    Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

  • Beer:

    Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

  • Host:

    Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

  • Age:

    Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

  • Feels:

    Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

  • Phobia:

    Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

  • Lurk:

    Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

  • Answer:

    Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

  • Noise:

    Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

  • Sick:

    Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

  • Command:

    Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

  • Obsession:

    Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

  • Reverse:

    Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

  • Extremist:

    Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

  • Class:

    Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

  • Switch:

    Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

  • Power:

    Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

  • Confess:

    Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

  • Enemy:

    Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

  • Slave:

    Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

  • Dream:

    Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

  • Impression:

    Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

  • Gone:

    Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

  • Kiss:

    Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

  • Stalk:

    Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

  • Nightmare:

    Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

  • Paranoia:

    Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

  • Infatuation:

    Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

  • Hallucination:

    Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

  • Alarm:

    Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

  • AU:

    Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

  • Craving:

    Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

  • Mother:

    Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

  • Thin Ice:

    Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)

  • High Tide:

    Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.

  • Pins and Needles:

    Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.

  • Crawling Bugs:

    Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.

  • Angel:

    Muse is and angel for ___

  • Demon:

    Muse is a demon for ___

  • Possession:

    Muse is possessed by a demon for ___

  • Broken:

    Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup)

pansexual-pelican:

homestuckorbust:

xinternationalsmilezx:

matthewbeilschmidts:

OH MY GOD!!! DO YOU SEE THIS?!?!? DO YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE!!!!  THAT’S RIGHT I HAVE A KINDER EGG. MY SISTER WENT ON A TRIP AND BOUGHT ME THIS WHILE IN ENGLAND! NOW I HAVE CANDY THAT IS ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES. YOU CAN’T STOP ME AMERICA BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THIS PRECIOUS CANDY THAT YOU KEEP AWAY FROM US. IT WAS NOT ONLY BROUGHT HERE WHEN IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT IT ALSO HAS BARBIE ON IT. HOW BADASS IS THAT! AMERICA CAN’T HOLD ME BACK NOW BECAUSE I HAVE THIS CANDY IN MY HANDS

it’s ILLEGAL IN THE U.S.?! HOW DO YOU LIVE?! WE HAVE THOSE ALL THE TIME IN CANADA

IT EVEN HAS THE WARNING LABEL

DUMBFUCKS COULDN’T FUCKING READ

american life goal :
gain a kinder egg

dark starter sentences

  • some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list

  • "You actually thought i cared about you?"

  • "I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"

  • "You're a monster!"

  • "It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."

  • "You're all mine now."

  • "How could you do this to me!?"

  • "I trusted you!"

  • "Is that supposed to scare me?"

  • "Put the knife down."

  • "You're scaring me..."

  • "You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"

  • "I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"

  • "Why are you pointing that gun at me?"

  • "Let me go!"

  • "You're so cute when you struggle like that~"

  • "Your blood smells wonderful."

  • "Who did this to you?"

  • "You're in my way."

  • "I thought you were dead!"

  • "Help me!"

  • "Long live the king."

  • "What did they do to you?"

  • "What have you done?"

  • "Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"

  • "Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

  • "I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"

  • "Stop it, your hurting me!"

  • "They'll kill you!"

  • "I hate you."

  • "The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"

  • "If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"

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